"Jet Black” is the song for your life. You have accepted the darkness of things as a part of life. You are content with losing because you have grown used to it. Your heart is hardened from too much loss and this reduces the level of longing for love and acceptance from others. You never reach out for fear that your hand might get slapped back. Sometimes it may seem to others that you have given up on love and life. You spend a lot of time alone but you like it that way. You do not love out of fear of getting hurt and do not feel that you will ever find your soul mate. Sometimes you hurt the ones that love you because you feel that if they love you there must be something wrong with them. You are wayyyy too cool to be Emo."
"Just don’t use any of that gay queerie stuff to make the website, we’re a family business."

This goes through my head. Every. Single. Time.

^ this

This goes through my head. Every. Single. Time.

^ this



my favorite scene of The Office, hands down!


Jimmy: Did you buy this yourself?John: Did I buy it?Jimmy: Did your parents get it for ya?John: How dare you!John: I made this.

Jimmy: Did you buy this yourself?
John: Did I buy it?
Jimmy: Did your parents get it for ya?
John: How dare you!
John: I made this.

Remember that time Germany invaded Russia

  • And Hitler was like:

  • And Gobbels was like:

  • And Rommel was like:

  • And Stalin was like:

  • And Churchill was like “sure bro, whatever you want”

  • And FDR was like:

  • And Mussolini was like:

  • Even fucking Hirohito was like: